Stop the world! Sade has a new album out!

And you better go get it right now because, it'll be 2020 when she releases the next one and our poor planet could be blown to smithereeens.

On her latest "Soldier of Love," the songtress wraps up a deft nine track album that doesn't stray from Sade's formula of coolled perfection. The title track "Soldier of Love," is the closest one is going to get rocking with Sade as the track is built on a sparse but definitely stealth backbeat. Sade's trademark husky but distinctive vocal stylings have probably led to many couples getting together, getting married, and starting family. For that, we salute you Sade. Not to mention the fact that she's half a century old and looks better than ever. This confirms it, there are aliens and they are from the Planet Beautiful.

I really don't have to give you many reasons to buy the new Sade album, because if you don't everyone who is cool will undoubtedly laugh at you. Plus, if you don't you will be sending a message to the world that untalented singers who don't even sing, are ruling the world. Be responsible.