Sooo while I was away....it turns out that Kim Kardashian....(You know who she is so don't even pretend as if you don't). Released a single, produced by the Dream, (as featured on Keeping Up With the Kardashians). However, if you dont watch the show because you know better, Kim K decided to do a single. For charity.
Ah, someone insert the irony here.
Kim K's song "Jam" is another party song. Another song about going to the club and partying with your friends who are dressed like a million dollars, who probably HAVE a million dollars. There isn't much wrong with a party ...jam...it's one of those things that pop music thrives on. Friday Night, Just Got Paid. It's the Weekend, etc and in the grand ole traditions of things that celebrate partying...Kim K just wants to have fun.
Who are we to stop her?
Well, we should have.
"Jam," is generic at best. Amidst Kardashian's bland vocals (and bland here is the nicest term I could use) we get hammered with all the reasons why people hate music. It's uninspired and just, well, worthless.
Now, before I continue rambling on and on about how terrible this is, you could listen for yourself...or you could just save your ears the trouble and just look at this photo and IMAGINE how bad the song could be. You know how in horror films they let your imagination wander to all the depths of depravity one could possibly explore? Well have at it folks.
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