The only tv I watch that isn't a re-run

So Monday's episode of Scream Queens explored the campy side of the horror movie genre. The actresses got to become zombies working with special effect explosives, do improv with a member of The Upright Citizens Brigade, and film a trailer for a fictional vampire cowboy movie. The second season seems to have even more catty behavior and drama than last time around.

Gabby keeps getting technical aspects of the challenges wrong and Tai has no problem telling her that she isn't good enough. While this used to bug me to no end, I am starting to see her point. Tai is just giving constructive criticism. Gabby sucks. She's an okay actress and terrible at the technical aspects of acting. All the while Gabby expects people to not notice her screw-ups and baby her like she didn't do anything wrong. As a competitor Tai has the right idea. You want to compete against the best so when you beat them you know you're the best. Tai also called out Christine for worrying about Gabby's friendship more than winning the competition. Again, she wants her on her game for when she defeats her. It seems to have struck a chord with Christine as she mentions this as a flaw in the grand ballroom during elimination.
Sadly it was my personal favorite Sarah that got the ax this week. Too bad she's gone but it makes sense. She made poor acting decisions, and wasn't that good at camp. Not to mention her anxiety issues that sprang up constantly during directors challenges.

So who is up for the ax next week? My guess is Gabby and Seirra.


Now....the top 5 reasons I want to slap Rachel Zoe right now

5. Get over the Taylor thing! Okay, she stole from you and betrayed your trust. You fired her and have a better working environment. Get over it.

4. This one goes for Brad and Roger too: Stop repeating yourself and others on camera. There is nothing more annoying than hearing the same information stated in the same manner, with the same sentences, like 15 times an episode. Lame.

3. Don't be mean to Brad when he doesn't deserve it. He works hella hard and has become the heart of team Zoe so give him the benefit of the doubt when no one wants to give you a free outfit for a 2nd charity event when they already gave to the original one.

2. The whole season has a theme about how everyone wants Rachel to have a baby but she works too much. Even Rachel says she wants a baby so have a freakin' baby already and lets get back to fashion! Family is important and its good not to forget it, which brings me to...

1. Stop treating your husband like shit! Rachel's husband has bent over backwards for her. He bought her Dylan McKay's car from 90210 one year for a gift! Not to mention the Barbie he custom designed for her for their anniversary this year, and oh yeah...taking over the business side of her creative endeavors. He gave up his career to help you out. That's love man. The least you can do is have a baby and skip a fashion show to hang out with the guy.


You guys better not get a divorce as a season finale. That would suck.